The Irish how can I try and explain what it is to live among these people well let me start by saying that all of them are alcoholics I have been told that I am a light wait in the drinking department and that was from a 19 year old girl who I must add is a stunner and she was drinking me pretty. Our captain of the club who is a solicitor and a well respected man in the community (I think) has introduced me to his favorite drink Vodka and white wine…….. I mean fuck who does that, add to this the fact that they are the grumpiest people in the world because they live on an island that sees the sun for about 12 minutes a year and you are left with the best place for me to live, I love it here.